In
the words of John Adams, America was to be “a nation of laws, not
of men.” Barack Obama and his minions have destroyed that ideal.
In his efforts to “change” this country he has adopted the
concept that his progressive ends justifies his lawless means. In so
doing, he, along with his contemptible Attorney General, have
demonstrated their disdain for the rule of law and our concept of the
separation of powers. It is clear they have a deep-rooted animus
toward the very framework of our constitutional republic.
Liberals
don't seem to have much of a problem with Obama ruling by executive
decree but I wonder what they would say if things were reversed.
Suppose, just for fun, that in a shocking and unforeseen moment of
clarity, the American people suddenly understood the need for reason,
integrity, competence and a love of freedom in their leaders and they
elected me president of the United States. Awesome! If the American
people had the good sense to elect me then this fantasy assumes they
also voted for substantial Republican majorities in both the House
and Senate. Now, for an indeterminate time, I will govern by the new
paradigm as established by Obama.
First,
I would encourage the Republican leadership in the House to form a
new alliance. Let's call it the Nancy Pelosi Caucus. Their job
would be to don hideous masks and pass legislation in support of my
agenda. Debate would be rendered superfluous. When the Democrats
and media types start whining, the leader of the Nancy Pelosi Caucus
can tell them, “We have to pass the bill so that you can find out
what is in it, away from the fog of controversy.” The first thing
on their agenda would be the repeal of the Affordable Care Act-
(I've noticed the liberals have stopped calling it Obamacare). The
second thing I would like them to do is pass the Affordable Bible
Act. As I am governing by the Obama paradigm, I am not terribly
concerned with constitutional constraints, but that's not even an
issue with the ABA. Now that the Supreme Court, under the leadership
of Chief Justice John “WTF” Roberts, has ruled that it is quite
acceptable for the federal government to compel Americans to buy a
product, the ABA would surely pass constitutional muster. Yes, it is
our birthright, as Americans, to have affordable access to bibles.
And by affordable access, of course, I mean that all Americans are
compelled to purchase a bible. I'm sure the Democrats will be
apocalyptic over this law but I will demonstrate my willingness to
compromise and “reach across the aisle” by granting waivers to
select groups. In fact, I will grant waivers to any religion that
doesn't think it's okay to strap explosives to their chest and blow
themselves up in a crowd of innocent people or condones the beheading
of anyone that disagrees with them.
Over
in the Senate, a once august assembly referred to as the greatest
deliberative body in the world, they will now be operating under
Reid's Rules of Order. Reasoned debate and measured deliberations?
I don't think so. The Republicans will broaden Reid's Rules to cover
all Senate business. Why even waste time talking. Just vote.
Fifty-one votes wins! Hey, libtards, you lose again, you bunch of
losers!
Now
that things will be moving expeditiously in the legislative branch, I
can get on with the business of wielding executive power. Remember
now, under the Obama Doctrine, the chief executive is still called
the president but he now has the power of a king or dictator. The
president can change codified law at his pleasure. Under the Obama
regime, when he did this, his administration and media types simply
called it “tweaking” the law. No worries, it's just a little
“tweak.” Well girl, I'm just a tweakster for your love! I will
be tweaking away on the thin ice of a new day! The possibilities for
good here are endless but let me mention a few of my priorities. I
would “tweak” the tax code by establishing a ten percent flat
tax. This should allow us to get rid of 90 percent of the IRS
leviathan. Most of the remaining staff could be organized into a new
department. Let's call it the Department of Jack-Booted Thugs.
Their job would be to levy and collect confiscatory taxes on any
individuals, institutions or businesses that have anything to do with
windmills, solar panels or electric cars. We've been subsidizing
this garbage for years. Time to re-coup our losses. They would also
engage in “heightened scrutiny” of community organizers, race
pimps and anyone having anything to do with George Soros. Perhaps
this will strain credulity, but the Department of Jack-Booted Thugs
will be run by three low-level staffers out of the Omaha office with
no connection to or knowledge of by anyone above middle management.
A
top priority of mine will be to tweak abortion law. I would make all
abortions illegal after the first day of pregnancy. Coupled with a
newly instituted three day waiting period, I'm sure many libtards
will cry foul. Well let me just say, and I want to be very clear
with this, If you like your abortionist, you can keep your
abortionist, period!
America,
when led by someone who loves freedom and recognizes the sovereignty
of the individual, can once again save the world.
